Amanda Cori Daugherty

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My obliviousness to Billy Crystal (and...

Girl in elevator: God, I miss coffee.
Me: You gave up coffee?
Girl in elevator: I'm on a detox diet.
Billy Crystal: (Extends Starbucks coffee cup towards girl in elevator) Here you can have mine, otherwise it will end up on Ebay.
Me: (Turning towards Billy Crystal, but unaware that he is Billy Crystal) You're mean!
(Elevator door opens)
Stevi: That's Billy Crystal!
Me: What? Where?

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